THE SLANSKY INDEX #1

January 1–7, 2022

So many people to fucking despise

Biden, President Joe

best speech of his life — in which he coined the “very hurtful” phrase “defeated former President” — is given by

BlackBerry

phone business is gotten out of by

Bogdanovich, Peter

​death of

Carlson, Tucker

​Biden is criticized for wearing mask in public by

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez is criticized — on same show! — for not wearing mask in public by​

Carter, Jimmy

​American democracy is feared for by

Cheney, Rep. Liz

revelation by that 1/6 Committee heard direct testimony that Trump gleefully watched insurrection on TV for hours

Trump is described as “clearly unfit for future office [and] clearly can never be anywhere near the Oval Office ever again” by

Cohen, Andy

New Year is ushered in on CNN with nationally televised drunken rant by

Colbert, Stephen

“abhorrent day of January 6th, 2021” is looked back on by in savage song that calls Trump “traitorous scum”

Cruz, Sen. Ted