TRUMP BY THE NUMBERS: THE LAST QUIZ Please Show Your Work If 545 children who were separated from their parents at the Mexican border may never be reunited with their families, and Donald Trump owes Deutsche Bank more than 300 million dollars, how many very fine people were on the…

When Republicans Ask You for Money, Don’t Just Say No In the pre-digital days, when candidates of the opposite political persuasion tried to get money from you it was by mail, and you could prank them by sending back their solicitation with “FUCK YOU” scribbled over it so they’d be…

Maybe This Thing is a Masterpiece Can’t you see that I’m the one / Who understands you? / Been here all along / So, why can’t you see? / You belong with me I decided early on that I didn’t need to pay attention to Taylor Swift. What, really, could…

Maybe This Thing is a Masterpiece Can’t you see that I’m the one / Who understands you? / Been here all along / So, why can’t you see? / You belong with me I decided early on that I didn’t need to pay attention to Taylor Swift. What, really, could…

It has come to my attention — i.e. my wife told me — that many people are saying I have been insufficiently contrite about my vitriolic impatience with Merrick Garland, whom I rather hysterically called a wuss at least a thousand times (and whom I branded with the above meme). …

Since we live in a culture excited to celebrate 20th, 25th, 30th, etc. anniversaries of pretty much everything, here’s one I may be the only person to be aware of. August 5th is the 35th anniversary of the publication of Carrie Fisher’s first novel, Postcards from the Edge. In January…

Expect the unexpected August. People like Elvis and Marilyn die in August. Things like Manson happen in August. Nixon resigned in August. Weird stuff occurs in August. Back in the winter, many people — or to be more precise, many Democrats — started asking, “Where are the fucking hearings already?”…

… In The History Of The Country” “A friend of mine recently said that I was the most persecuted person in the history of our country.” — Disgraced disgusting deranged depraved despised twice-impeached soon-to-be-prosecuted-as-well-as-persecuted former President Donald Trump Big guy, never cried before, he meets me he starts cryin’ his…